me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

"To be, …OR NAH?"

William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

(Source: spacetiger-bonsai)


me losing my virginity



when the bae asks u to make him a sandwich image